Thursday, September 30, 2010

Start Your Morning With OchocincO's

NEWS:
Chad Ochocinco has released his own cereal brand. And the punchline, (as if that first sentence wasn't enough) - the children's charity number that was printed on the box actually directs customers to a phone sex line. Oh Ocho...

REACTION:
Continuing in the grand image of Flute Flakes, NFL stars everywhere have started providing America with healthy alternatives in their own cereal selection...




Try NEW Dexter McCLUSTERS!



Or how about Henne Bunches of Oats!















And who can forget the always popular Ray Rice Krispies!



4 comments:

  1. Here are a few more:
    Honey Bunches of (Bart) Oates
    Onside Kix
    Total Points, from Over-Under Spreads
    Post (Pattern ) Toasties...
    and new this year from the NHL, Hip Chex.

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  2. O.J. Simpson's Cereal Killer.... Too mean? Don't report me.

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  3. i dialed the number on the cereal box and got this message: "For Ochocinco Cereal, press 1. To chat with LaShonda press 2. To chat with Chastity press 3..."

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  4. HEH! Good Work Alex!

    This was embarassing for Ocho & the Cereal Company. Chad is a prankster but this is Crazy!

    I guess Post Cereal wasn't ready to commit to Flutie Pebbles or Ocho Pebbles for this reason, Right?

    Pop Warner Tarts might be a Good Idea......

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