Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Over the hill, but not out of the woods yet...

Let's take a second to evaluate good (maybe) ol' Brett Favre. He stages another dramatic, media-crazed  extension of his storied career, leads the Vikings to a less than thrilling 1-3 start to the season, and is now eyeing Tiger Woods for the world's biggest "hero turned scum-bag" spot.

Don't get me wrong, I still appreciate Favre, his dedication to the game and what he's contributed to it, but I can't help but wonder - what's he thinking right now?

In a Letterman-esque countdown, let me give you my list:

10. Ok, ok...bad idea.

9. Sexting? I don't even know how to use a cell phone, I'm a grandfather doggone it!

8. The season didn't look this long in August.

7. Can they just give me a ring for being me?

6. I think my ankle's broken.

5. Tiger said it was a great idea.

4. Seriously, I don't think I can walk.

3. Do you think Just For Men is looking for a new spokesperson?

2. I miss John Madden.

1. I should've just stayed in bed.


  1. We'll see how the rest of the League (fans and defenses) treat Brett.

    It'll be interesting to watch.

  2. 1a. My elbow/shoulder/whatever hurts too...bench me.


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